May 2013
204 posts
swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
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kadabbs:
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
thegroovygatsby:
no, no, not star trek, TSAR trek! it is russian inwention! vas inwented by little old lady from leningrad!
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
grrrlfever:
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
Here's some google fun:
rusesymbiotic:
Complete the phrase ‘who’s faster usain bolt or a ________’
Horse? No Greyhound? No Cheetah? No …house cat? No
Here's some google fun:
Complete the phrase ‘who’s faster usain bolt or a ________’
thegayloki:
danglingthpider:
rabioheab:
rabioheab:
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep: elikiteru: One... →
elikiteru:
One day at boring school, me and my class were at sport, i saw a ball that no one had, so i picked it up and played with it with my two friends. Then all of a sudden.Eveyone just went after me, i was scared and i was crying too. “Give us the ball!” they shouted at me. “There are…
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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Mathematics in Movies →
sciencemania:
This is a collection of movie clips in which Mathematics appears. The site is now in HTML5 video and should be accessible by all devices. If not, chose the direct video links. To include a clip into a presentation, chose the quicktime version.
RAD
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
laugh-addict:
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
“one tiny thing that just struck me:
How far the show went out of its way to...”
– giandujakiss [x]
in a media landscape where men pressuring women and violating their boundaries is portrayed as natural in many ~innocent and romantic~ relationships and pretty much obligatory in ~edgy dangerous~ dynamics, I still love this to ABSOLUTE PIECES
(via mswyrr)
unfollower:
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
lookitsgabbi:
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE...
“Swear to God, I can’t stand to hear a woman claim that she thinks like a guy and...”
– (via bobthespider)
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dontgigglesherlock:
Okay so American Apparel got a LOT of critisism after they had this photo on their website to show a unisex shirt, because it was considered very sexist
especially since the photo of the man with the shirt (same shirt) was this:
and so this Swedish clothing…
hereinyourarms33:
defuzzification:
entertainingwealthybitches:
90sdefect:
ghdos:
the4mat:
andross:
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Old sport”
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my...
CLARA'S TRUE IDENTITY
durnesque-esque:
cheeringinthesnogbox:
